He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
What a dumb baby whore.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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