Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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