I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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