Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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