He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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