He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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