Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Randomize