i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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