he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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