Have you finally orgasmed yet?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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