It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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