Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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