thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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