if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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