i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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