i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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