i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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