My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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