just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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