I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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