no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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