when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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