is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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