you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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