Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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