you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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