Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There's always time for handjobs
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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