ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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