Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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