apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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