Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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