Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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