I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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