have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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