Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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