there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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