I wanna bring you to show and tell
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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