somebody snuck up and got me drunk
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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