Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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