Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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