i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I know her cup size but not her name....
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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