My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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