i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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