yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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