Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Drake has all the answers
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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