? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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