This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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