So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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