I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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