i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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It's never too late to be topless.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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